What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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God is religiously proven to be real

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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gays

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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