- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

The government makes a good decision

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

A black man killed someone

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

josh simpson has cancer

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