What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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i am predestal

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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