If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

A homeless person dies.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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