What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Jews for Jesus

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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