Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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The geese of Growmore

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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