- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

Hey, come here often? No.

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

^that joke's not funny

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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