How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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The government makes a good decision

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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I am black.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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