Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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You're so straight!

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throbbing slobber

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Black Poeple

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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no

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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