Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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SPAMS!!!

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Child Prostitution.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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