What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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AROUND

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Women's rights

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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