A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Fruitcake

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I like to eat.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Shit.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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im jewish

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the cow goes moo

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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I won the game.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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cc

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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