A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Obama

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Brett Farve

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Penis

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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