Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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im jewish

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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