What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

did you ever see a butter fly?

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Rick Perry.

cheese

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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