Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

did you ever see a butter fly?

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

This joke isnt funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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