- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

knock knock you may come in

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Small breasts.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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