- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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