- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

knock knock come in

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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