Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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I hate you.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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GooglePlus.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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throbbing slobber

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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