why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Carlton

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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