Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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women's rights

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Religion

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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hi bye

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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