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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

The mets are 3-0 this season

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

I have no joke. u mad?

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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