- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

knock knock you may come in

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Ruller

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Women's rights.

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