Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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minorities

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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DANA

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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The WNBA.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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