- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Why Because

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

NEVER

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Freedom of Speech

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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