come along children

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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I won the game.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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