Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Dani Barton = Stupid

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Dallas Cowboys

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

who just made fun of katie matt

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

I Love Hitler.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Chuck Norris died.

arse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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