- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

So one time this woman was learning...

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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