what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Jasper sucks.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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