- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

A black succeeds

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

You.

black people. that is all...

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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