- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Lockerbie bombing

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

i have 2 penises

What's 9 +10 19

Obama

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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