Goat balls.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Jews for Jesus

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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