- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Shit.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

8====D {(0)}

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

knock knock go away

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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