LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What's 9 +10 19

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Women's rights.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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