- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

jokes r dumb

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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