Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Hello

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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