Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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What time is it? 10:58

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What is a dog? Bark

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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