Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Freedom of Speech

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Rick Perry.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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