Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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