- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

knock knock whos there .. derp

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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