- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

The WNBA.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

cheese

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

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