whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Men's rights

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

The Aristocrats

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Knock Knock Come in.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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