- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

did you ever see a butter fly?

If life hands you lemons Take them

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

A black succeeds

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Womens rights.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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