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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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