A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Knock Knock Come in!

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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A baby seal walks into a club

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Anti Joke

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