In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Hello world

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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This is not a joke.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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