- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Military intelligence.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

the cow goes moo

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

Robin, get in the car.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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