some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Kate

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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