- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I Love Hitler.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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