- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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