Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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