- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

If life hands you lemons Take them

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Global Warming.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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