- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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