Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Turtles

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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