Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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