What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

I like jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

1+1= 69

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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