Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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1+1= 69

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Black people are innocent.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Potato salad

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