A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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A scottish man having fun

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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balls in ya mouf

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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