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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

your moms so fat she has kankles

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Well, this is fun.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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