Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Men's rights

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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My life

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women's rights

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Poop

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What's 6+2? 16

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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