Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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live babies

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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A man walks into a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A joke

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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i have aids and a chode

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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George W. Bush

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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knock knock go away

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Global Warming.

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ekoj

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Anti Joke

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