- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Asians...

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Chuck Norris died.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Roses are red Violets are blue

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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