How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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apple pie.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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