Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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to see a bad joke look above

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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