Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Carlton

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Knock Knock Come in!

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