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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

No.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Asians...

Kenny G

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

American healthcare.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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