Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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hi bye

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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I love you very much.

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Five guys one rape.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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youre gay

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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