What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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A black man killed someone

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