What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Women rights..

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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