What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

What's 9 +10 19

Obama

NEVER

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Kenny G

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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