- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

A black person in the NHL

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

Female Athletics

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Where to, sir? Forward.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Roses are red Violets are blue

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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