Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Kim Kardashian.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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apple pie.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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