Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Global Warming.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Female Athletics

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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women's rights

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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