- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

i have aids and a chode

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Dallas Cowboys

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What's in there? Get outta there...

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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