What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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BIG PENIS

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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