Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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youre gay

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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