- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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