Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Military intelligence.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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I like your hair

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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