Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Goat balls.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

George W. Bush

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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