- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Female Athletics

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

The Bible

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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