A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Lacrosse

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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