A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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