Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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dildo

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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ASSCHEEKS

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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9/11.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Anti Joke

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