You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Women's rights.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Goat balls.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Lacrosse

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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