What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

Women's Rights

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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