''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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