Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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NEVER

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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French people.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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