what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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who just made fun of katie matt

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Laura Pratz..

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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noodles

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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