- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Military intelligence.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

The Mets win the World Series

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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