there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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