- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

JUSTIN BEING SMART

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

noodles

Chuck Norris died.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Rick Perry.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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