what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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what color is blue? green

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Popsicles

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Itookasipasoda

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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