Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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