Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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