How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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