how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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