- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

I like your hair

women's rights

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

I Love Hitler.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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