What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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