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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

How Long is a Chinese man.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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