In Soviet Russia its very cold

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Gay rights

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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The Mets win the World Series

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