Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Popsicles

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Your mom.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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