Where did John go? Refrigerator

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Arrow to the Knee

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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