What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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