- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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