Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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