How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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A black man without problems.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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