Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Women's rights.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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