- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

Knock knock, come in.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

Whats green and tasty? Snot

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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