how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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mitt romney

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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