- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

a man walks into a bar and dies

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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