- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

minorities

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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