what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

Where does a hobo live? A box.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Like my status for a tbh?

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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