what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Penis.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Knock knock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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