a man walks into a bar and dies

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

Knock knock, come in.

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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