Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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your going to die

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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