Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Libraries.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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