Penis.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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