- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Where to, sir? Forward.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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