Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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make me a sandwich!

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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YOLO

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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