Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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French people.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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69.... is a number

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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