- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

wanna hear a joke? no

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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