Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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your mom

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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