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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Your mom.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Like my status for a tbh?

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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