Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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pussy enough said

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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The white guy did it!

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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i have cancer

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Womens Sports

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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anti-joke teehee

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who farted i did :]

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I like turtoes.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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