- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Kim Kardashian.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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