A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Carlton

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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