What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

I like your hair

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

women's rights

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

My nipple is bleeding

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

I Love Hitler.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

The Mets win the World Series

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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