Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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